Saturday, February 19, 2005

Fat

Does your scale let out a loud shriek right before you get on it? Mine has been doing that for the past few weeks - you really know you could lose a few when an inanimate object lets out a yell upon your approach. I am not obese by any means, but I certainly didn't need to ask for that second round of fries at Red Robin earlier this evening. And this after handily polishing off their "Royal Red Robin Burger," also known as the Cardiac Arrest Special - a half pound of meat, topped off with cheese, bacon AND a fried egg. Some probably experience severe angina just imagining this creation, but I inhaled it with vigor. And my man-boobs get larger and larger.....

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